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Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums

 4.58 Ranking created by harvey*
As you all know I love to post. I also love to read other member's posts and sometimes there is sheer brillance in some of the remarks I read. Some just make me laugh out loud.

What do you think are the best one-liners that you have seen on Rankopedia? By all means add your favorites. And be clever in your posts. Maybe what you write will one day makes its way to the top of this ranking. Cheers!   
Views: 4 304  |   Votes: 81   |   Comments: 37  |   Favorites: 6  |   Ratings: 48
GREAT ONE LOL! (dominique g)
LOL Nice One James (conzabhoy)
Oh man, jameswilson cracks me up! (fryboy)
Haha classic fryboy! (rhcp69)
Laughed out loud! (vesituli)
LoL (alaab)
Will_greenlife got it. haha!!!! (drum.rock)
I think that settled THAT argument (jestein123)
Well done Harvey how long did it take you to come up with that (jongt)
Lol by themsleves ! (mm72)
LOL (Private voter)
Antoine eliminated 150,000 non-member votes simply because he could not stand "Firefly" being voted to the top in so many rankings... (harvey*)
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Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I didnt say people were litering the forums, i said they were stupid... I didnt say people were litering the forums, i said they were stupid... JamesWilson245* . 46.86 (=)
Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Reptaboy talks a lot so it keeps me occupied when I am bored. Reptaboy talks a lot so it keeps me occupied when I am bored. Fryboy 46.07 (=)
Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I see you've read the Bill Clinton Wikepedia entry. I see you've read the Bill Clinton Wikepedia entry. JJHantsch 31.51 (=)
4. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I trust ya...but not with my girlfriend. I heard your a little Casanova... I trust ya...but not with my girlfriend. I heard your a little Casanova... Sixpaxrcool 18.73 (=)
5. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums F*** you and the horse you rode in on. F*** you and the horse you rode in on. Sutekh 17.29 (+ 1)
6. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Well, she's certainly spread the ownership of Chihuahuas around quite a bit. Well, she's certainly spread the ownership of Chihuahuas around quite a bit. JJHantsch 16.60 (- 1)
7. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Can I combine Fryboy and Dave and call you Dryboy? Can I combine Fryboy and Dave and call you Dryboy? Harvey* 15.66 (=)
8. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums If God had wanted us to use the metric system Jesus would have had ten apostles. If God had wanted us to use the metric system Jesus would have had ten apostles. JJHantsch 10.81 (+ 1)
9. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Should I committ suicide for having a ranking under three (stars)? Should I committ suicide for having a ranking under three (stars)? SmartAlec 10.47 (- 1)
10. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I don't think he really cared that he was the 5000th member, not as much as us I don't think he really cared that he was the 5000th member, not as much as us JamesWilson245* 8.90 (=)
11. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I'm afraid members figthing for that little star will always outsmart me... I'm afraid members figthing for that little star will always outsmart me... Antoine 8.57 (=)
12. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I dont know if this is real but they make chicken by themself's is tht true? I dont know if this is real but they make chicken by themself's is tht true? MM72 6.33 (+ 2)
13. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums REPTABOY did make the idea up so i urge you to put founded by reptaboy on videos REPTABOY did make the idea up so i urge you to put founded by reptaboy on videos Reptaboy 6.09 (- 1)
14. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Of course, some of the adults on this site aren't quite adult either :-) Of course, some of the adults on this site aren't quite adult either :-) Reindeerfive 5.73 (- 1)
15. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Am I any thing? Am I any thing? Reptaboy 5.37 (+ 1)
16. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums They can melt your eardrums but still show versatility and creativity. They can melt your eardrums but still show versatility and creativity. Redleg13 4.94 (+ 2)
17. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Am I really that transparent? Am I really that transparent? Antoine 4.81 (- 2)
18. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Drew Carey would work...but what about Dog the Bounty Hunter? Drew Carey would work...but what about Dog the Bounty Hunter? MisterAlex 4.75 (- 1)
19. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums That Day will also Come when I'm much more Wealthy then Bill gates. That Day will also Come when I'm much more Wealthy then Bill gates. Abhi2810 4.39 (=)
20. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Why should I know. Probably has some fascist speech in Norway. Why should I know. Probably has some fascist speech in Norway. Annette 4.19 (=)
21. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I can't believe that I vote in Hugues's rankings more than I vote in mine!=) LOL I can't believe that I vote in Hugues's rankings more than I vote in mine!=) LOL Fryboy 4.15 (=)
22. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums I am here are a participant, not as a judge. I am here are a participant, not as a judge. Johanne 4.07 (=)
23. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums As long as you draw breath on Rankopedia, The Doors will never be underrated! As long as you draw breath on Rankopedia, The Doors will never be underrated! Redleg13 3.78 (+ 1)
24. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Mine is Richard and i will keep my last name private. Mine is Richard and i will keep my last name private. Reptaboy 3.74 (+ 1)
25. Greatest One-liners, Smart, Funny or Clever Statements in the Rankopedia Forums Bearing Consideration. I cant believe I actually agree with JJ....... Bearing Consideration. I cant believe I actually agree with JJ....... Will_Greenlife 3.74 (+ 1)
*: Evolution since January 25, 2010 Based on 81 votes
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October 1, 2009 by fredmagicdudeReply
Apparently, urluberlu has no sense of humor, if he can't see the irony in a Gandhian internet user.
July 20, 2009 by harvey*Reply
Mine is Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark. But I am unsure MaxO what that has to do with this ranking. :<)
July 20, 2009 by maxojaxolzReply
so whats your favourite eighties film?
July 11, 2009 by harvey*Reply
Thank you Dom G & Soxfan. I see members adding entries all the time to this ranking, so if you see an entry that should be made, feel free to add it!
July 11, 2009 by soxfan2896Reply
Great concept we need more of these and recent updates bring some levity back!!!!
April 18, 2009 by dominique gReply
GREAT!
April 16, 2009 by harvey*Reply
I actually appreciate the fact that you do not have to read a book to get the gist of what happened. I think my synopses of the situations are short, sweet & to the point. Not a big fan of converting 80 character synopses into 250 character text synopses. If I had made this ranking and had text column availability, I may have chosen to make a text column in this ranking. But I probably would not have. Again in rankings with tons of candidates, I appreciate alpha columns.
April 16, 2009 by maxjtotskyReply
Hey. Could you make column five a text column? Thanks!
February 4, 2009 by sethcanesReply
Well, the same thing, but it would give newer candidates a fighting chance.
February 3, 2009 by maxjtotskyReply
And what should Part 2 be about?
February 3, 2009 by sethcanesReply
You should do a Part 2 to this ranking.
October 25, 2008 by harvey*Reply
Thank you very much, JamesWilson & 13jav13!!!
October 22, 2008 by 13jav13Reply
i actually think this is the 2nd best ranking on this site (best rock band is 1st)
October 22, 2008 by jameswilson245*Reply
This is my favourite ranking on the site after the Vote change
September 14, 2008 by harvey*Reply
Thank you, Frankydude, Sixpax, Loklok & The St1g!
September 13, 2008 by the st1gReply
Great Ranking!
May 24, 2008 by loklokReply
Lol. i guess i should start using the forums a bit more often.
May 23, 2008 by sixpaxrcoolReply
One of my favorite rankings on this site!
April 2, 2008 by Ex-memberReply
I just realised i haven't complimented you on this ranking yet!!! Fabulous work; i just love it.
March 4, 2008 by harvey*Reply
Glad you liked it!
March 4, 2008 by crazyrankeyReply
HILAROUS!
March 4, 2008 by harvey*Reply
Thank you, JamesWilson245, reindeerfive & Irondan.
March 4, 2008 by irondanReply
Good stuff. Great idea.
February 15, 2008 by reptaboyReply
I have added "that was a big can of whoop ass on JJ" & "What are you waiting for? Christmas on a cracker?" Thanks !
February 14, 2008 by reindeerfiveReply
Great Ranking. Reading through the comments brought back some fine memories (and I guess its sad to say I remember seeing most of them when they were first posted!)
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